When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
"Damn I look good"
of course you do you’re fucking beyonce
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
|—||Jon Stewart (via freshbootyofbelair)|
Fight for me like I’m the last piece of pizza
WHEN I LEAVE THE PREGAME
idc i like to drink